'I don't shave for Sherlock Holmes' ~ ‘You should put that on a t-shirt!’

okay then mary if u say so ahh this has probably already been done 1000x times since the episode aired but fkadlkwajdlka whatever i tried

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6 months ago WITH 315 notes

Oh dear.

karvakorva:

So drawing my first ever JohnLock atm. Dunno why and it’s shitty dsgnkdg. WTH.

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HOW IS THAT SHITTY.

ITS BOOTIFUL.

1 year ago WITH 13 notes VIA karvakorva

omg i forgot about this

2 years ago WITH 104 notes (Source: i-make-doodles-lol)

    I don't even know anymore

  • Question to discuss: Any directioners online? :)
  • You: NO.
  • Stranger: nope
  • You: I AM A SHERLOCKIAN.
  • Stranger: ME TOO
  • You: GET THE FUCK OFF OMEGLE.
  • Stranger: :D
  • You: STUPID ONE DIRECTIONER.
  • You: O.O
  • Stranger: SHERLOCKIANS REUNITE
  • You: A WILD SHERLOCKIAN APPEARS.
  • Stranger: :O
  • You: -HUG TACKLES-
  • You: I LOVE YOU
  • You: SO MUCH
  • Stranger: I LOVE YOU TOO
  • Stranger: A LOT
  • You: DO YOU HAVE TUMBLR?!
  • Stranger: YES
  • You: WHAT IS IT?
  • You: i-make-doodles-lol.tumblr.com IS MINE
  • Stranger: mystrade-is-my-division.tumblr :D
  • You: I WANT YOUR BABIES
  • Stranger: FOLLOW ME
  • You: HAHAHAHA. AWESOME NAME
  • You: I WILL.
  • Stranger: I WANT TO BURN YOU BUT IN A FRIENDLY WAY
  • You: I WANT YOU TO BE MY DIVISION.
  • Stranger: BECAUSE I LOVE YOU
  • You: I LOVE YOU TOO.
  • You: FOREVER
  • You: FIVE EVER I MEAN
  • Stranger: ALWAYS
  • You: IT'S MORE THAN FOREVER
  • Stranger: FIVE EVER!!!!
  • You: YESSSSSSSSS
  • Stranger: YOU WILL BE THE SHERLOCK TO MY JOHN
  • You: YES YES YES
  • You: INDEED I SHALL
  • Stranger: YAY
  • You: YAAAAAAAAAY
  • You: -HAPPY DANCE GIF-
  • Stranger: DANCE WITH ME JOHN, DANCE THE DANCE OF LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • You: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
  • You: YOU CAN'T SPELL BUTTSEX WITHOUT SUBTEXT
  • Stranger: LOOK WHAT MOFFAT HAS DONE TO US
  • Stranger: MOFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT *shakes fist*
  • You: YES
  • You: HE'S SUCH A FUCKING TROLL.
  • You: I WANT HIM TO BE TURNED INTO SHOES.
  • Stranger: DAMN HIM AND HIS AMAZING WRITING SKILLS
  • You: I WILL SSSSSSSSSSSSKIN HIM.
  • You: YES.
  • You: DON'T FORGET GAITISS
  • Stranger: I WILL JOIN YOU
  • Stranger: CAKE
  • Stranger: UMBRELLAS
  • Stranger: YES
  • You: YES YES YES.
  • Stranger: MARY POPPINS IN MAN VERSION
  • You: IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.
  • You: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  • Stranger: OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
  • You: I'M NOT A PEDOFILE
  • You: HAHA
  • Stranger: I AM NOT A PERVERT!
  • You: I'M NOT GAY
  • You: (HE'S A FUCKING HEDGEHOG)
  • Stranger: I'M GOING TO GO ON YOUR BLOG ALL THE TIME
  • Stranger: I AM NOT A STALKER!
  • You: SAME WITH YOU. I WILL NOT LEAVE THIS BLOG.
  • You: JOHNLOCK IS MY OTP BTW.
  • Stranger: NEITHER WILL I
  • You: I WANT THEM TO HAVE BABIES
  • You: FOREVER.
  • Stranger: MINE IS MYSTRADE
  • You: YES. THEY'RE MY SECOND OTP.
  • Stranger: WHO CARES IF THEY HAVE NO SCENES TOGETHER?
  • Stranger: THEY BELONG TOGETHER!
  • You: YES. OF COURSE THEY DO.
  • Stranger: AND MORMOR
  • You: YES YES YES YES YES
  • Stranger: ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIP
  • You: IT'S SEXY.
  • Stranger: I KNOW
  • You: MY CAPLOCKS BUTTON IS STUCK.
  • You: HELP ME.
  • You: I CAN'T CONTROL THESE FEELINGS
  • Stranger: SO IS MINE HEHEHEHE
  • Stranger: ALL THE EMOTIONS
  • You: AAAAAAAAH IT HURTS
  • You: IT'S LIKE REICHENBACH ALL OVER AGAIN
  • You: I'M DYING.
  • Stranger: I KNOW OR READING ALONE ON THE WATER EIHBGERIHWJTBGREBGWVUHYEBWGRVYUQERBVG
  • You: I READ THAT. I CRIED.
  • You: IT'S SO SAD.
  • Stranger: I DIED
  • You: DON'T REMIND ME OF IT'S DEPRESSINGNESS
  • You: I WILL DIE AGAIN
  • Stranger: I LOVE BUT HATE THE PERSON WHO WROTE IT
  • You: ME TOO
  • You: I WANT TO MARRY THEM
  • You: BUT KILL THEM AT THE SAME TIME
  • Stranger: SO DO I
  • Stranger: HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT ELEMENTARY
  • Stranger: DUSHYFBVRHEWBGVERHJBGHBIERQBGBUTWR
  • Stranger: KILL THEM ALL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
  • You: DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE
  • You: SO MANY DEATHS
  • Stranger: STUPID AMERICANS! EVEN THOUGH I LIKE THEM
  • You: YES ME TOO
  • You: THEY RUIN TV SHOES
  • You: SHOWS
  • You: SORRY
  • You: I CAN'T TYPE PROPERLY
  • Stranger: BUT I'M IRISH LIKE ANDREW SO YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
  • You: I'M SLOWLY MELTING
  • You: OMFG
  • You: YOU LUCKY
  • Stranger: I HAVE THE ACCENT HEHEHEHEHE THAT MAKES ME A SEXY MOTHER HIEJRERBGVEUFRGBF
  • You: I'M ENGLISH.
  • Stranger: AWESOME
  • You: BUT MY ACCENT IS NOTHING COMPARED TO YOU IRISH LADY
  • Stranger: YOU HAVE BENNY AND MARTIN AND ALL THE REST OF THEM
  • You: OH YEAH
  • You: HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  • You: I WIN
  • Stranger: :(
  • You: :d
  • You: *:D
  • You: FUCK
  • Stranger: LOL
  • You: MY CAPLOCKS
  • Stranger: ARGGGGGGGGGH
  • Stranger: CAPSLOCK
  • Stranger: I AM SHER LOCKED
  • You: IT WON'T STOP
  • You: YES
  • You: I CAN'T STOP WITH THE SHERLOCKNESS
  • Stranger: NEITHER CAN I
  • Stranger: IT HAS TAKEN OVER MY LIFE
  • You: YES ME TOO
  • You: IT IS MY LIFE
  • Stranger: IT IS LIFE
  • You: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
  • Stranger: MOFFAT DID THIS TO US
  • You: IT'S ALL HIS FAULT
  • Stranger: HOW COULD HE?
  • You: THAT FUCKING TROOOOLLLLLLL
  • You: HE LIKES IT.
  • You: HE'S A WHORE.
  • Stranger: HUERSGBHERBGHBR HE NEEDS TO DIE
  • Stranger: SLUT
  • You: yes.
  • You: SLAAAAAAAAAG
  • You: DIE YOU MONSTER
  • You: YOU'RE NOT EVEN HUMAN, MOFFFFAAAAAAAT
  • Stranger: PIECE OF GARBAGE
  • You: PIECE OF RUBBISH
  • You: YES
  • You: DIE
  • You: OKAY
  • You: I NEED TO PUT THIS ON TUMBLR NOW
  • Stranger: DAMN
  • Stranger: YOU
  • Stranger: MOFFAT
  • You: yes
  • You: HE SMELLS BAD.
  • You: LIKE POOP.
  • Stranger: I'M IN A RAGE!
  • You: I DON'T EVEN
  • You: KNOW
  • You: ANYMORE
  • You: I NEED TO FIND MORE SHERLOCKIANS
  • You: I LOVE YOU
  • Stranger: I LOVE YOU TOO
  • Stranger: MESSAGE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
  • You: GOODBYE, JOHN. -JUMPS OFF OMEGLE HEADQUARTERS-
2 years ago WITH 1 note
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